We’re Dismantling Everything You’ve Been Taught About Sales

And rebuilding it with equity, consent, and connection at the center. Welcome to ALIGN—the business mastermind built for YOU.

Do you have an offer to sell—but your whole body shuts down when you think about selling it?

If the word “sales” makes you recoil, cringe, or feel like you’re about to betray your values... you’re not alone.

ALIGN is for you.

ALIGN is a six-month mastermind that helps you build the real bones of your business—offers, pricing, content, systems—through the lens of ethical, embodied sales that actually feel good to sell.

Because sales isn’t the problem.

Untrustworthy sales models are.

When you sell from clarity, care, and grounded power—your right people feel it. And they say yes. Not because you convinced them. Because you finally sounded like someone they could trust.

Inside ALIGN, we’re turning the concept of SALES on its head.

We’re infusing it with some fierce intersectional feminism. We’re stripping away the hustly, extractive, ultra-capitalist bullshit. And we’re dismantling the oppressive, hierarchical, antiquated ideas of what SALES is “supposed to be” in order to create meaningful, connected, trusted relationships with ourselves, our businesses, and our clients.

We don’t replace bro-marketing with spiritual bypassing or soft-shaming.

We build real business skills—offer development, pricing strategy, ethical marketing—from a lens that honors your nervous system, your politics, your power, and your clients’ agency to make their own informed decisions. 

This is authentic connection, not manipulation.

We work on your offer, pricing, content, and systems—not in a vacuum, but in the real context of why you’ve struggled to sell them.

Because you’re not flaky. Or bad at business.

You’re operating inside systems that weren’t built for you, scotch-taping together a bunch of one-size-fits-all methodologies that don’t actually fit anybody.

Client Feedback

  • "It was a really fabulous bunch of women and, while my imposter syndrome was present (especially at the beginning), seeing them all be vulnerable in coaching and just in general (like [during] the lives) was HUGE in alleviating some of my fears of 'not belonging.'"

  • "I was stuck in the gray area of my business for longer than I liked. The [ALIGN mastermind] helped me get through that! The world needs more anti-capitalist businesses and humans who can sell without making it feel slimy. I definitely did."

  • "[What was most applicable to my business was] making consult calls a conversation. That changed everything about how I approached them and honestly eradicated a lot of the obstacles I was facing."

  • "[I loved] the sense of community. It was empowering and encouraging to work with other women entrepreneurs to build our individual businesses."

  • "[I loved how intimate and action-based it was. Practicing talking to humans about my business because I didn't feel comfortable doing it before. [I would recommend ALIGN to] anyone who doesn't feel comfortable talking to humans about what they do."

  • "[What I found more beneficial] was learning and embracing that sales is not an icky, pushy, gross activity, but one in which we are providing someone with info so they can make a choice, and if that choice is no, who fucking cares."

  • "I would recommend ALIGN to] literally anyone in the early stages of their entrepreneurial journey offering a service—coaching, consulting, creative services, VA services, OBM services, online courses, etc."

  • "[It was an] intimate, vulnerable setting in which I felt entirely comfortable sharing all of my highs and lows. Everyone was welcoming, kind, and warm. When I was able to attend the live calls, I always walked away feeling well-served and grateful. Even if I didn't have my own specific issue that day, it was incredibly helpful to watch the live coaching of others and I always had good takeaways."

  • "I appreciate [Keli's] frank and direct style that is delivered with the utmost respect and love. [She] challenged us to think about sales in entirely new ways, calling our BS and cheering us on every step of the way. It was a fantastic experience."

  • "It's crazy how much I learned from the other women and about myself from the coaching! I knew the patriarchy has done us dirty, but that dirt runs DEEP! [ALIGN] was a wonderful opportunity to start rethinking ideas I never even knew I had (and thus far never consented to) about me as a business woman and business in general. It was a safe space to explore (and challenge) some pretty engrained patterns."

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ALIGN helps you unlearn what’s been getting in your way—and build what will actually work for you.

Inside ALIGN, you’ll stop building in isolation—and start selling with support.

In here, you’ll get:

  • Weekly group coaching with real-time strategy and visibility support

  • 1:1 onboarding call with a personalized plan

  • Access to weekly office hours for co-working and body doubling—because you don’t have to figure this out alone

  • Tools to help you sell without performative tactics or emotional labor

  • A community that respects your politics, your pace, and your process

  • And a non-punitive accountability structure that helps you actually follow through—without shame.

Doors to ALIGN open twice a year—spring and fall—and space is limited due to the high-touch nature of this container.

You’re not here to start from scratch. You’re here to implement, refine, and finally sell what you’ve been holding back.

Already have your content in motion? You can join ALIGN without attending IGNITE. They’re designed to complement each other—but neither is a prerequisite.

INVESTMENT: $3,500

*Payment plans are absolutely an option, if that amount is not feasible for you all at once. I want to help you build your business and make money, AND I don’t want you to choose between learning how to do that and paying your electric bill. 

Those who attend IGNITE also get a $2,000 discount on ALIGN in order receive appropriate support through implementation of everything created at the retreat.

If you’d prefer to have a consult call before you commit, join the waitlist to get early access before the next round fills.