It’s Friday! Let’s Fuck Shit Up Together!

Happy Friday, lovely! It’s time to fuck some shit up!


✨ SPELL

  • This ritual isn’t about belief. It’s about repair.

    Capitalism has broken your relationship to time—flattened your rhythms, punished your rest, and convinced you every moment must be productive.

    The moon disagrees.

    Each new and full moon, I’ll hand you a small ritual. Not to “manifest” or optimize, but to reattune your body to a different pace. One that honors cycles, not calendars.

    Pay attention to the moon. It’s not aesthetic—it’s antidote.

Water for Surrender

Eclipses don’t ask for gentle tweaks—they demand honest release. Many folks advise against ritualizing eclipses. I say, make your own choices. And if you choose to ritualize in chaos, I want you to have something to lean on.

This full moon lunar eclipse in Pisces is here to dissolve the patterns, roles, and obligations you’ve been clinging to out of comfort, not calling.

Today, we work with water to let them go.

Supplies:

  • Bowl or cup of water (tap is fine)

  • Pinch of salt

Steps:

  1. Dissolve the salt in the water. Let it represent everything you’re ready to release—the responsibilities that drain you, the offers that no longer fit, the stories you’ve been selling yourself.

  2. Speak each one into the water. Don’t pretty it up. Just name it.

  3. Hold the bowl in both hands. Say:
    I let this dissolve. I let myself become.

  4. Pour the water out—outside if possible, down the drain if not—trusting the release is already in motion.


✊ HEX

  • You don’t need a rundown of the headlines. You’re living them. Whether you’re in the U.S. or just suffering under its ripple effects, the harm is real—and relentless.

    This isn’t catharsis. It’s counter-spell.

    Each HEX is a ritual of refusal—a channel for holy rage, spiritual disruption, and deliberate, directed dissent.

    Here’s who we’re targeting. And what to do about it.

Our Hexes Are Working

You’ve seen the headlines. Trump isn’t looking so unstoppable these days.
And while the pundits wring their hands, I just want to say: our hexes are working.

Because every time you’ve lit a candle, whispered his name with rage, or poured your fury into ritual, you’ve joined a current bigger than any single act.
This isn’t coincidence. It’s cumulative.

Your action:

  • Keep going. Name him. Burn him. Spit his influence out of your system and back into the dirt.

  • And widen your aim: hex not just the man, but the machinery that props him up. The donors. The networks. The cowards too scared to oppose him.

  • Remember that a hex doesn’t have to include candles and crystals. It can! It can also be the mockery and memification proliferating the internet. It can be shouting chants within the collective at a protest, march, or rally. It can be calling your reps or showing up at their offices. It all has immense power. Use it.

Our magic isn’t metaphor. It’s movement.
And when the powerful start to falter, it’s a sign: the spell is taking hold.

*This segment is not intended to promote harm to anyone in any way. I don’t hex people in real life.


🔥 If this blog lit something up in you—rage, grief, desire—you’re not alone. You’re just early.

Project Reclamation is where we take that fire and build something with it.
A coaching community for the politically fed up and spiritually alive.
Not where you fix yourself—where you reclaim yourself.

Because healing is easier when you’re not doing it inside the systems that broke you.
And because joy isn’t a luxury—it’s a threat to the status quo.

Choose your tier and join us → https://www.kelilynjewel.com/project-reclamation

In reclamation, always

Keli Lyn Jewel


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