It’s Friday! Let’s Fuck Shit Up Together!
Happy Friday, lovely! It’s time to fuck some shit up!
✨ SPELL
This ritual isn’t about belief. It’s about repair.
Capitalism has broken your relationship to time—flattened your rhythms, punished your rest, and convinced you every moment must be productive.
The moon disagrees.
Each new and full moon, I’ll hand you a small ritual. Not to “manifest” or optimize, but to reattune your body to a different pace. One that honors cycles, not calendars.
Pay attention to the moon. It’s not aesthetic—it’s antidote.
We’re grounding your confidence in fact, not feelings. This Virgo new moon invites us to root into our value with discernment and systems that support us.
Earth for Evidence
Supplies: A coin, stone, or crystal from your desk or pocket.
Steps:
Hold your chosen object in your hand. Think of 3 specific results you’ve created for yourself or helped someone else create.
Speak each one aloud, anchoring it into the object.
Keep the object where you can see or feel it. (On your desk, in your bra, around your wrist…) Let it remind you: your value is not up for debate.
✊ HEX
You don’t need a rundown of the headlines. You’re living them. Whether you’re in the U.S. or just suffering under its ripple effects, the harm is real—and relentless.
This isn’t catharsis. It’s counter-spell.
Each HEX is a ritual of refusal—a channel for holy rage, spiritual disruption, and deliberate, directed dissent.
Here’s who we’re targeting. And what to do about it.
Meme Warfare, But Make It Effective
This week’s HEX is a sideways one—because Gavin Newsom has been out here turning the right’s favorite weapon back on itself: mockery.
ALL CAPS tweets, tone-deaf Trumpisms, and memes that actually land.
And the right is losing its mind about it. Which is delicious.
Because here’s the truth: bullies don’t know what to do when you stop playing nice.
And watching a sitting governor troll the troll-in-chief with his own tactics is a reminder: ridicule is resistance, too.
Your action:
Share the memes. Amplify the absurdity. Let’s make sure the joke keeps traveling farther than the lie.
And remember: the fact that memes feel like relief tells us how starved we are for leadership with backbone. Don’t stop at laughing—channel that energy into action.
Because mockery is medicine. But dismantling requires more than memes.
*This segment is not intended to promote harm to anyone in any way. I don’t hex people in real life. ✊
🔥 If this blog lit something up in you—rage, grief, desire—you’re not alone. You’re just early.
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A coaching community for the politically fed up and spiritually alive.
Not where you fix yourself—where you reclaim yourself.
Because healing is easier when you’re not doing it inside the systems that broke you.
And because joy isn’t a luxury—it’s a threat to the status quo.
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In reclamation, always
Keli Lyn Jewel
