It’s Friday! Let’s Fuck Shit Up Together!
Happy Friday, lovely! It’s time to fuck some shit up!
✨ SPELL
This ritual isn’t about belief. It’s about repair.
Capitalism has broken your relationship to time—flattened your rhythms, punished your rest, and convinced you every moment must be productive.
The moon disagrees.
Each new and full moon, I’ll hand you a small ritual. Not to “manifest” or optimize, but to reattune your body to a different pace. One that honors cycles, not calendars.
Pay attention to the moon. It’s not aesthetic—it’s antidote.
🌕Full Moon in Aquarius | August 9, 2025
This full moon isn’t tender. It’s not here to soothe you. It’s here to help you see clearly—and burn what no longer aligns.
Aquarius doesn’t care about your feelings. It cares about your frameworks.
The systems you're part of. The systems you’re upholding. The systems you’re ready to dismantle.
This ritual isn’t about releasing what you’re done with emotionally. It’s about releasing what no longer fits who you are becoming.
🔥 RITUAL – System Interruption
Supplies:
Paper, pen, candle, something fire-safe to burn in
Steps:
Ground yourself. You know the drill. Breathe, feel, drop in.
Write down the roles, identities, or responsibilities you’re ready to unhook from—not because you don’t care, but because they are no longer yours to carry.
(Think: “I’m not the fixer for my friend group anymore.” “I’m done contorting to make others comfortable in rooms I no longer want to be in.” “I release the pressure to prove my worth through productivity.”)Light your candle. Burn the list.
As it turns to ash, say: I release what was never mine to hold. I reclaim what was mine all along.
Optional: Scatter the ashes outside as an offering. You are not here to hold the weight of broken systems. You’re here to reimagine them.
✊ HEX
You don’t need a rundown of the headlines. You’re living them. Whether you’re in the U.S. or just suffering under its ripple effects, the harm is real—and relentless.
This isn’t catharsis. It’s counter-spell.
Each HEX is a ritual of refusal—a channel for holy rage, spiritual disruption, and deliberate, directed dissent.
Here’s who we’re targeting. And what to do about it.
Paramount, You Cowards
Apparently, free speech is cool until it makes a billionaire baby feel bad.
This week’s HEX is for Paramount, which decided that keeping Stephen Colbert off the air was a better business move than risking Trump’s temper tantrum. Because heaven forbid satire hurt the feelings of a man with 91 felony charges.
This isn’t just about a show. It’s about corporate complicity in authoritarian creep. And the quiet normalization of censorship, when that censorship serves power.
Action:
Cancel your Paramount+ subscription if you have one.
Tell them why: you’re not funding media that folds for fascists.
Then go stream something independently produced and actually brave.
Because comedy has always been political. And silencing it isn’t neutrality—it’s collaboration.
*This segment is not intended to promote harm to anyone in any way. I don’t hex people in real life. ✊
🔥 If this blog lit something up in you—rage, grief, desire—you’re not alone. You’re just early.
Project Reclamation is where we take that fire and build something with it.
A coaching community for the politically fed up and spiritually alive.
Not where you fix yourself—where you reclaim yourself.
Because healing is easier when you’re not doing it inside the systems that broke you.
And because joy isn’t a luxury—it’s a threat to the status quo.
Choose your tier and join us → https://www.kelilynjewel.com/project-reclamation
In reclamation, always
Keli Lyn Jewel
